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Morgan: Mas Morgan1759
Craig: Californiachef42
Evan: DARK INVADER 777


Gearbox322 has entered the room.
Gearbox322 (9:01:45 PM): what is this fag shit
Mas Morgan1759 (9:01:54 PM): So let me guess girls don't like you much right?
californiachef42 (9:02:02 PM): That was clever
Mas Morgan1759 (9:02:26 PM): I mean if they did you clearly wouldn't just attack random girls on AIM
californiachef42 (9:02:37 PM): So, you have an interest in girls you have never met, do you Mr. Gearhead?
Gearbox322 (9:02:52 PM): who are you
Mas Morgan1759 (9:03:05 PM): Does it matter you're the pervert here
californiachef42 (9:03:19 PM): Identity never bothered you before
Gearbox322 (9:03:19 PM): i'm not a pervert
californiachef42 (9:03:38 PM): Why aren't you a pervert?
Mas Morgan1759 (9:03:40 PM): So asking random girls on AIM what their breast size doesn't make you a pervert
californiachef42 (9:04:00 PM): I think that's the dictionary definition of a pervert
Mas Morgan1759 (9:04:05 PM): Probably
californiachef42 (9:05:02 PM): What do you have to say in your defense?
Mas Morgan1759 (9:05:11 PM): And getting names of girls from an art site of all places... tsk tsk
Mas Morgan1759 (9:05:24 PM): and might I just ask: What the fuck is a protip?
Gearbox322 (9:05:54 PM): C cups are pretty good
Gearbox322 (9:05:57 PM): what size are you?
Mas Morgan1759 (9:06:24 PM): Well considering I have a penis I doubt I have a very large cup size
californiachef42 (9:06:31 PM): Ditto
Gearbox322 (9:06:34 PM): what size is your penis
californiachef42 (9:06:54 PM): How small is your brain?
Mas Morgan1759 (9:07:09 PM): Probably about the same size as his small penis
californiachef42 (9:07:27 PM): I'd say microscopic
Mas Morgan1759 (9:08:00 PM): Well even if it was normal size, a penis is much smaller then the human brain
Mas Morgan1759 (9:08:12 PM): So no matter what the guys an idiot
Gearbox322 (9:08:18 PM): so why are you talking to m
Mas Morgan1759 (9:09:13 PM): Well 1. You shouldn't sexually harass girls, and 2. You pissed off our friend, and other people on DA too
Gearbox322 (9:09:57 PM): so
Gearbox322 (9:10:06 PM): what are you going to do about it other than being angry on the internet
Mas Morgan1759 (9:10:27 PM): Well not much really, but what are you going to accomplish by being a jerk to girls
Mas Morgan1759 (9:10:43 PM): I mean you aren't going to be getting a date anytime soon with an additude like yours
californiachef42 (9:11:11 PM): Creating a good impression is not one of your strong suits
Gearbox322 (9:11:20 PM): i like boobs
Mas Morgan1759 (9:11:45 PM): The question wasn't whether you liked girls or not
Gearbox322 (9:12:02 PM): I don't like girls
Gearbox322 (9:12:04 PM): just boobs
DARK INVADER 777 has entered the room.
californiachef42 (9:12:24 PM): With that attitude you won't be getting any of either
Mas Morgan1759 (9:12:26 PM): Girls don't like you I'm guessing
DARK INVADER 777 (9:12:44 PM): yo
californiachef42 (9:12:53 PM): That is just really sad
Gearbox322 (9:12:53 PM): i'll jet get a prostitute
DARK INVADER 777 (9:13:06 PM): sad sad lil man
Mas Morgan1759 (9:13:10 PM): What are you 12?
Gearbox322 (9:13:16 PM): 20
DARK INVADER 777 (9:13:25 PM): lier
Mas Morgan1759 (9:13:26 PM): Good god you're even more pathetic then I though
californiachef42 (9:13:37 PM): I bet you haven't hit puberty yet
Mas Morgan1759 (9:13:41 PM): Prostitutes wouldn't even have sex with you
Mas Morgan1759 (9:13:51 PM): It would explain the small penis and brain size
Gearbox322 (9:14:29 PM): is that all you can say?
SupImScott has entered the room.
SupImScott (9:14:39 PM): what the hell
Gearbox322 (9:14:53 PM): sup
DARK INVADER 777 (9:14:54 PM): lol
SupImScott has left the room.
Mas Morgan1759 (9:14:58 PM): Is sexually harassing girls you don't know on the internet all you can do
DARK INVADER 777 (9:15:19 PM): my god the stupidity
californiachef42 (9:15:28 PM): If you want a prostitute, then get the hell out of your parent's house and get one
Gearbox322 (9:15:37 PM): brb
Mas Morgan1759 (9:16:08 PM): Contract Herpes while you're at it
DARK INVADER 777 (9:16:14 PM): Gear i'm guessing is like 13 14 and has nothing better to do
Mas Morgan1759 (9:16:22 PM): Probably
californiachef42 (9:16:30 PM): Kids these days
---after random people come in again and leave because they are confused another topic is brought up----
Gearbox322 (9:24:12 PM): I harrass girls on the internet
BaffledDuckie (9:24:12 PM): My too
BaffledDuckie (9:24:14 PM): *Me
BaffledDuckie (9:24:22 PM): That's such a healthy habbit
Mas Morgan1759 (9:24:24 PM): Yeah that's why gearbox
Gearbox322 (9:24:36 PM): girls aren't people like you and me
Apathetic Sloth (9:24:39 PM): i know
Mas Morgan1759 (9:24:46 PM): Oh god you're a sexist too
BaffledDuckie (9:24:47 PM): hahaha
Apathetic Sloth (9:24:49 PM): their brains are 2/3 the size of ours
Apathetic Sloth (9:24:51 PM): its science
californiachef42 (9:24:51 PM): This is turned fucked up. Gearbox, leave our friends the fuck alone. Message these other internet pervs and you can cyber fondle each other, but leave others out of it
Gearbox322 (9:24:56 PM): and they have boobies
californiachef42 has left the room.
BaffledDuckie (9:25:31 PM): Uhh..I really don't see what's so serious about it.
Gearbox322 (9:25:32 PM): who the hell gave women all these rights anyways?
Mas Morgan1759 (9:25:35 PM): The chef is right if you want to harrass girls go to some cyber sex site instead, but next time don't message my girlfreind
---(thanks morgan)----

Well after that some random people continued with much a of a pointless conversation that didin't even make much sense. Anyways, thanks Evan, Craig and Morgan for being so awsome.
For anyone that doesn't know, Gearbox is a random guy that has gone onto different girls pages, taken their AIM and harrassed them. He is an ass who as i have said before, deserves to fall from a very high place into a pool of acid.
Much love to you all who helped me





edit: Here is Ali's conversation with him later on, Something I also found amusing was that he tried to beat Ali at History. tsk tsk

saracen82: Ali

Gearbox322: hi
saracen82: you probably don't know who i am
saracen82: im out on a limb here, you see
Gearbox322: so what do you want
saracen82: well
saracen82: i was wondering precisely why a friend of mine's breast size came into question
saracen82: during a conversation with her
Gearbox322: dunno, why do you ask?
saracen82: well
saracen82: it might be
saracen82: because, oh....i dunno....she's my friend?
Gearbox322: whats her name
saracen82: take a guess
saracen82: i wonder if you even remember her screen name
saracen82: go on, have a go
Gearbox322: don't remember
saracen82: i bet it was such a natural thing for you to do you didn't even care
saracen82: there you go
saracen82: that's the stuff I'm talking about
Gearbox322: why what was it
saracen82: does it matter
saracen82: ?
Gearbox322: i don't keep people on my buddy list
Gearbox322: that I don't know
saracen82: yet you question their breast sizes
saracen82: interesting policy
Gearbox322: yes
saracen82: very interesting policy
saracen82: how many girls have you done this to today?
Gearbox322: was she upset
saracen82: no, but rather irate
saracen82: I mean, honestly
saracen82: wouldn't pornography be a slightly more fruitful experience?
saracen82: if you're going to go about thinking about other people's breasts, at least have a looksee or something
Gearbox322: well she wouldn't show me
saracen82: obviously
saracen82: im not saying she should have
saracen82: im saying if you want to get off
Gearbox322: whats your breast size?
saracen82: well
saracen82: i'd imagine that, for one thing, that's irrelevant
saracen82: and for the second
saracen82: i'd imagine that i kind of have differing genetalia
saracen82: and hormones, which make it difficult to have large breasts
saracen82: in other words, I'm a guy
Gearbox322: have you ever touched your friends breasts?
saracen82: i've touched my girlfriends
saracen82: once or twice with her permission
saracen82: but i don't make it a common practice
saracen82: considering they're kind of theirs
saracen82: not mine
Gearbox322: why don't you just touch them whenever you feel like it
saracen82: i repeat
saracen82: they aren't mine
Gearbox322: so
Gearbox322: if you want something you have to take it
saracen82: well
saracen82: you could ask
saracen82: or tactfully steer your way towards that objective
Gearbox322: did the romans ask when they invaded carthage?
saracen82: didn't carthage invade rome in return?
saracen82: in fact, they did
saracen82: now, applying this concept of 'retaliation', we can see a very large smack in the future of people who inpermissably feel other women's breasts
Gearbox322: yeah and they got their asses kicked
saracen82: what, Carthage?
Gearbox322: yep
saracen82: kind of
Gearbox322: that was right around the time the romans became a super power
saracen82: actually
saracen82: they were equal, at this time period
Gearbox322: the carthiginians invaded with 100,000 men and lost
saracen82: well theres a reason there were three punic wars
saracen82: there also wasn't a little thing called the UN back then, either
Gearbox322: I believe it was right around the time the roman army became purely professional
saracen82: it had always been professional
saracen82: that's why it was so good
Gearbox322: lol no it hadn't
saracen82: yes
saracen82: that was the point
saracen82: they hired people and trained them
saracen82: and disciplined them
Gearbox322: before 200 bc soldiers had to buy their own equipment
saracen82: yes
saracen82: how does that work into your arguement, exactly?
Gearbox322: the army wasn't professional
saracen82: its what you did to get money
saracen82: therefore a profession
Gearbox322: it was just citizens going to war because they were told to
saracen82: you didn't go because you were told to
saracen82: that was only with prisoners
Gearbox322: it was both
saracen82: umm
saracen82: im afraid not
Gearbox322: thats why the romans were only in the italy penensula
Gearbox322: because their army sucked
saracen82: .....
Gearbox322: untill they became professional
saracen82: umm
saracen82: i quite disagree
saracen82: but you have to admit
saracen82: that undisciplined soldiers
saracen82: make for a bad army
saracen82: that gets whalloped
saracen82: when it tries to do things
saracen82: like, grab people's breasts
Gearbox322: lol
Gearbox322: women were objects back then
saracen82: i have a good stout belief that if caesar wanted to grope someone, he didn't do it
saracen82: or at least, in front of lots of people
saracen82: well, so were men
Gearbox322: no they weren't
Gearbox322: women weren't even allowd to own things
saracen82: men were allowed to own things
Gearbox322: roman soldiers were given land after 25 years of military service
saracen82: but one thing rome was well known for
saracen82: the amount of homosexual activity
saracen82: its something they seemed to have been infected with by Greeks
Gearbox322: well they are away on campaigns for years at a time
saracen82: um
saracen82: i mean, in the cities
saracen82: for instance
saracen82: most of the Caesars
saracen82: were gay
saracen82: meaning they didn't grab women's breasts
Gearbox322: greek slingers used to carve things into their bullets
Gearbox322: like "take that"
saracen82: they grabbed men's penises
Gearbox322: because they had nothing better to do
saracen82: you realize that comparing Rome to a guy grabbing a woman's breast is completely inaccurate in proportion
Gearbox322: well you're the one who brought it up
saracen82: i didn't bring up rome, actually
saracen82: you did
saracen82: kind of a crappy comparison, i'd assume

Again I thank you very much Ali. You all seemed very concerned and tempted to yell at him. i think you all for that very much.
well earlier tonight i was harassed by someone by the name of Gearbox322 on AIM. He was a major ass hole and I wish i had our conversation, but i desided to save Morgan Craig and Evans conversation with him as they faught for my honor. I skipped some parts because Gear desided to bring random people in and the conversation just got stupid after a while...Enjoy!

Edit: Ali also confronted him later that night on AIM. I have part of that too.
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whisperelmwood's avatar
This guy contacted me just yesterday - he's still up to the same tricks two years later. Fantastic really.